Or, really, I should say two D's? Wait, could Wednesday be Double D Day?
Happy Hump Day Fuckers!!
Ok, I got that out of my system. But, I'm very very worried about myself. I think I've totally lost my brain - but I know that isn't true - the MRI last week and having the results confirmed that I do have a brain. What I'm saying is that I'm actually starting to enjoy Sanjaya on American Idol. Now, before you guys totally think I've lost it, I still think his singing sucks but, you know, he was kinda fun to watch last night. And at least he takes risks. And he's not afraid to look really really stupid. And he gets out there each week knowing that asstrouts like me are going to write about him and how horrible he is. That takes some major balls! It's not something I could do - I think even if I COULD sing. We, as people, are so brutal on others that we don't even know simply because they're on our TV sets, magazines, movie screens and porn tapes (what?). Does it give us the right to totally make complete fun of them until we piss our pants?
Damn right it does!
Anyway, I loved Melinda (no big surprise there - she's a pro and always chooses songs she knows she can sing) and there are a lot of improvements going on with people that I still wouldn't ever think about buying their music if they get the chance to actually make music. LaTisha, however, is kind of losing it for me. She's become rather boring in her song choices and I have to agree with Simon. That outfit last night? She should never ever wear that again - not that she would.
LOST is on tonight. Of course I'll have my ass parked in front of the TV at precisely nine pm. That is after I start getting the housework I need to get done before Saturday when I go to pick up my sister. I'm always so fucking anal when it comes to guests in my house. I freak out if it's not totally spotless.
I better get to work. I've got a ton of stuff to get done today and my sinuses are still fucked up and I still feel like shit. Yea, I know. Boooo fucking hooooo.
