Well, I'm at work and I'm bored silly. Our policy systems are down...again. Kind of hard to service our customers if we can't get to their polices, don't ya think?
I went to bed early last night. I felt like total shit. But, feel a whole lot better today. Just bored!
So, Dennis cleaned out the garage yesterday since he had some time off. And, to setup this story here's a little bit of background - he had a few roommates when we were separated. So, in cleaning the garage he found all sorts of interesting stuff - including a really tacky sex book. Of course, I had to thumb through it just to see what it was about. And here's the funny thing - the previous owner actually used a highlighter to mark off the "interesting" parts. Which, in fact, proved to be rather uninteresting. I mean, some of the stuff described in this book were, to say the least, dangerous if not uncomfortable. I mean, who does that stuff besides porn stars? And even then they look like they are totally faking their pleasure. They have to be! I mean, how can standing on your head while being banged in the sphincter be pleasurable?
Either that, or I just don't know what I'm doing. Forget it. I would rather not know what I'm doing!
Yeah, I don't get the thrill in all these multiple positions. I have a hard enough time as it is. I don't need to add being uncomfortable and getting cramps in muscles I never thought existed into it. LOL!
Okay.. I actually thought about this while I was in the shower today.. I guess that is my thinking place! lol! anyway.. I came to the conclusion that if you are standing on your head thumping your head into the floor eventually you either get knocked unconcious so you don't care OR the sphincter party feels better than your head being knocked repeatedly.. actually neither sounds fun to me so I'll be leaving now! lol! ;)
Yeah, I don't get the thrill in all these multiple positions. I have a hard enough time as it is. I don't need to add being uncomfortable and getting cramps in muscles I never thought existed into it. LOL!