..... Ok, does anybody love this show as much as I do? It's just so.....filthy, smart and funny.
What the hell is up with Sheila? Has she gone completely insane? Did she feed Tommy rufiecoladas mixed with viagra then rape him while he was passed out? You just know now she'll be pregnant, Tommy will be the father and he'll be like, "What the fuck? How did that happen?". But, then again, she did make it look like he drank himself into a stupor. What a bitch!!
Janet has also completely lost it (on a side note - why is every single woman on this show a nutbar? Nevermind. I think EVERYBODY on this show is a nut bar....) Who knew that the chick actually enjoys being raped and having rough sex with Tommy? If she woulda figured that one out years ago they would probably still be together. What I don't get is this - why is she so fucking crazy that she has to cheat? First, cheating on Tommy with his brother Johnny, then leaving Tommy for Johnny, now that she's with Johnny she's cheating on him with Tommy? Now that gave me a headache. Wow. Ok, babe. Maybe it's time to get some counseling?
Another thing I don't get is where the hell Jimmy has been? His dead firefighter friend? Tommy hasn't seen Jimmy or Jesus in a while. Looks like they're trying to get rid of that whole "I see dead people" angle. Good. It was a stupid angle to begin with. And then there's Angie. Angie, who was Johnny's ex and is now messing around with Tommy to make Johnny and Janet jealous. Talk about extreme self esteem issues. Great.
Why oh why isn't Franco freaking out about his daughter still being gone? It's like it's not even mentioned anymore. And what's up with Sean and Maggie, Tommy's sister, who is the craziest bitch of them all? But, she's played by Tatum O'Neal so what can you expect? She gets off on Sean beating the crap outta other guys. Can you spell Psycho?
Mike the Probie - now there's a guy with extreme issues about his sexuality. Come on dude. You're gay, you like it when your guy roomate sucks your dick. So what. Just come out of the closet, along with Tom Cruise and everything will be okay. And did he really get with that chick thinking that she would fuck the gay out of him? I think I missed what actually happened. Did he do the girl or what?
And, please explain to me why Uncle Teddy is enjoying prison? He coulda been out weeks ago. Dumbfuck.
In conclusion the one big thing I've discovered about this show is that Tommy gets more ass than a toilet seat. I'm not surprised though, considering that Denis Leary writes most of the episodes (maybe even all of them, I'm not sure). I suppose if I were a guy writing a TV series that I was starring in I would probably make sure that I'm a stud too and kept the guest stars to have sex with a flowin'.
